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PCH.com:Www.PCH.com – Pch.com is the official website for the Publishers Clearing House Sweepstakes where you could win 5000 dollars a week for life.The winner will be announced on Feb 26.
That’s all we have for now on PCH.com:Www.PCH.com.
Lila Shelley | Jan 5, 2009 | Reply
Can I request a new password?
Manuel Salazar Sr. | Feb 1, 2009 | Reply
O need to speak with someone about my account
as well as my next to last order.
I’m a regular account with you for many years.
Please submit your phone number so I can straighten out what I see as a problem
on shipping.
Please contact me as soon as possible for both of our sake.
Thank you,
Dominick Bongiorno | Feb 13, 2009 | Reply
I purchased a Sliding Trimmer Code AMQ8, Item # 5424V7 from PCH and I am very disappointed in the product and want to return it to you. Please send me a mailing label to put on the return package. Thank you. Address: Leisure Village East, 1063-D Fife court, Lakewood, NJ 08701
Ottilie Worley | Mar 17, 2009 | Reply
I am receiving E-mails with everal items I would like to buy but the pictures of the next item is covering up the add to cart part of the offer. very frustrating.
cindy martin | Mar 21, 2009 | Reply
HI I JUST WANT TO SEND A LITTLE HOPE FOR US THAT HAVE STOOD BY PCH WHILE OTHERS PUT THEM DOWN BECAUSE THEY DO NOT WIN, WELL I SAY IT IS ALL IN THE JOURNEY OF THIS EXPERENCE, AND I WANT TO THANK YOU ALL FROM PCH SWEEPSTAKES AND THE CHANCES WERE ARE ALLOWED.
THANKS AGAIN CINDY
Ellen | Jul 14, 2009 | Reply
I have been entering and ordering from PCH since 1992. I have never won anything in my life and probably won’t ever win PCH, but what a ride. I really do enjoy entering the contest and a ordering a lot of the different items that I wouldn’t otherwise find. AND I WILL ALWAYS HAVE THE HOPE OF WINNING ONE OF THE BIG PRIZES! At 70 years of age I can’t stop now.
Thank you PCH
Annie Galloway | Jul 17, 2009 | Reply
I have been submitting entries to PCH since 1967 when I first married. I KNOW people do win, and I believe one day soon I will win be-
cause I am sink and unable to work. I genuine NEEEEED to win before 2010 begins as I will be sixty-five when the year starts.
Elaine & Ron Mullett | Aug 5, 2009 | Reply
Publishers Clearing house,
We have submiting entries since 1979 back in our home town. We have been ordering almost every time. Now we get these cards, one for each of us, a day late and can not find where to put the code,which were both the same.
(DE72)I hope you don’t disqualify us because we got our mail late, or we could not find where to put the code.
Sincerely,
Ron & Elaine Mullett
Judy Harrison | Aug 8, 2009 | Reply
I have tried for months now to let you know that the Top Hat Papio Kit that you sent me was dead when it arrived. I was in the hospital for several days and my daughter got it out of the box and planted it per instructions but nothing happened, it was dead. She disposed of it. Later when I found out I tried to contact you in several ways. I do not pay for dead flowers. The first time I got on line it contact you I recieved a viris so if this dosn’t work today you can lose my business, can’t much computer repair!
marvin madewell | Aug 13, 2009 | Reply
i have a letter from you,pch,saying in my area int,m m in my area would win at least 1000 dollars,pch lied,cancil all orders now and take me off your mailing,never recieved betty boob statue and all ready sent money mounths ago,send that money back.
Wow SUPERPRIZEWINER | Aug 14, 2009 | Reply
“Thankful, fill uncommon blessings for you, through spirit thankfully we.”
“Yes I Mr. R A L II; I BELIEVE HE IS WILLING.”
“Mr.Richard Laws II IS PCH CONFIRMED OWNER OF WINNING NUMBER 1400.”
WINS: 1OO,OOO.OO WEEKLY FOR A YEAR,PLUS Wow GIFTS AND VACATION OF FOUR. DREAM HOME AND PACKAGES……….
BLESS THUS GIFT CREATOR ME. GIFTED PCH Wow BLESSED IN CHOICE OF ALL YOU’VE OFTEN WORKED IN HEART FELT OF ME, “SEEK ?” IN TRUTH I HOLD THE “Wow PCH KEY.”
ITS ALL ABOUT WINNING PCH TEAM , NOT JUST FRIENDS, WE ARE ALL YOUR FAMILY.
Cheryl Orlando | Sep 16, 2009 | Reply
i have the same code de72 as the rest of these people…where is the registration page…is this false advertisiing?? please reply
Erica Connecticut | Oct 6, 2009 | Reply
i have recently recieved a letter from PCH saying that i owe them money for products however i did not order these products and have not seen them. What should i do? i would like products from PCH but not he ones i allegedly have.
cindyl martin | Nov 22, 2009 | Reply
please check into this matter, i have sent them back and i have reciepts to prove it.
thanks cindy
Donald Glawe | Nov 29, 2009 | Reply
Want to return Blood Pressure Monitor, as it is not working property acording to my Doctor. I need your return address to do so and am requesting your return address.
Thank you, Don Glawe, 125 Log Haven Loop, Gravois Mills, Mo. 65037.
Dave Lap | Dec 24, 2009 | Reply
pch is great fun for what its worth! you may not be a million dollar winner like me, but enjoy play these stupid games! i never bought anything from pch. EVER!
Dave Lap | Dec 24, 2009 | Reply
pch is great fun for what its worth! you may not be a million dollar winner like me, but enjoy playing these stupid games! i never bought anything from pch. EVER!
sandy Reigles | Jan 11, 2010 | Reply
I went to pch.com/activate and this page caome up so I filled out the form an it will not continue so How do I submit my activation code
anthony gamble | Jan 25, 2010 | Reply
I like to play to win mone i hope
anthony gamble | Jan 25, 2010 | Reply
pch is fun and ilike to play
anthony gamble | Jan 25, 2010 | Reply
you ned to play this games it,s fun 1/25/2010
anthony gamble | Jan 25, 2010 | Reply
I like to play to win money i hope
DR. WARREN HADLEY | Mar 9, 2010 | Reply
I have been on your mailing list since 1982,yet nothing seems to come out like you say. I HAVE BEEN PROMISD THAT I WON SEVERAL TIMES. YET THATS AS FAR AS IT GOT. YOU HAVE A PROBLEM.ON WHAT YOU PUT OUT IN YOUR LETTERS. I NEED THE 10,000.OOO DOLLARS YOU PROMISD ME THE LAST 5 YEARS.WHAT ARE YOU PLANING TO DO ABOUT WHAT YOU PROMISD. I AM 78 YEARS OLD AND MY TIME IS RUNNING. I,M LUCKY TO MAKE 2 MORE YEARS.DO SOMETHING OR/ TAKE ME OFF YOUR MAIL LIST. THE WORLD IS SUPPOSE TO END IN 12/23/12.
Bill Thompson | Mar 29, 2010 | Reply
I AM A WINNER
MANUEL GONZALEZ | Apr 30, 2010 | Reply
how come we don’t win in LAREDO,TEXAS i wish one day the prize patrol would arrive with great news at my home town,which is laredo.hope too see you one day thaks
Marvin Passehl | May 1, 2010 | Reply
PCH13
DR. WARREN HADLEY | May 6, 2010 | Reply
what kind of comment do you want. like i said in my last comment .I,M still waiting on you to make good on all these so called promise,s.
Dona Crum | May 14, 2010 | Reply
I’ve been entering the PCH for many years and a couple of times you have said that you would be coming to my address. I hope someday I will see you at my doorstep. I am not working now because I have injured my back and something good doesn’t happen in my life I might end up loosing my home. I am praying to God that doesn’t happen.
Dona Crum | May 26, 2010 | Reply
I might have a chance to win one million dollars, but to do that I have to buy tickets and I really don’t have the money to do that. I am still in the same situation I was when I wrote the last comment. I hope someday I wish will come true and something good will happen and instead of everything going bad. I am still praying.
Tamyra | Jun 10, 2010 | Reply
Publisher Clearing House I’m alittle confused about the comment I got from your consumers affair dept. I’m wondering now if all theses years I have been with you. That now I’m totally out on winning anything from your giveaways. All the products I did buy from your fliers the online shopping you can forget. Because that’s not my thing. After trying a couple of times to place a order I gave up. It’s just not my thing. So I wonder if this is the way you disqualify customers. If so very interesting concept. I guess I’m out of luck RIGHT. I really was hoping for a miracle one time in my life. Like all who write to use.
Dona Crum | Jun 17, 2010 | Reply
The reason I didn’t enter the sweepstakes as soon as I usually do is because My internet was disconnected and my boyfriend payed to get it back on instead of paying the lot rent. Now I am playing catch up. I hope it didn’t ruin my chances to make my dream come true. I am home alone everyday with the pain going across my back and all I do is think and all of a sudden I just start crying and praying for for guidance and hope that something great will happen in my life. That will be a miracle and I need that right now. I am the kind of person that thinks of other people before myself and I would like to help my family with the money that someday I hope to win and get myself out of debt. I would like to live in a house someday. My birthday is on Saturday. I will be 51 and my life is going no where. I am in a stand still. Hopefully someday it will go forward.
victor gallegos | Jul 11, 2010 | Reply
To me my life went to a crash well I lost two of my houses that I rent and I’m handicap I can’t work much and I don’t have much money anymore because I was willing to buy our house back again but I can’t anymore I lost most of my money for not being careful. I can’t buy another house to live in and I need money for food and gas. Right now my small family and I are living with a friend so its sad though that my daughter misses her old home which had many memories so please I wish we would win $5,000 per week to get a new home to live in.
Zoe Hanisian | Jul 21, 2010 | Reply
So, I get this IMPORTANT Alert card and it gives instruction on entering of instant prices. I filled in the required information with the Instant Prize Access Code, and lo and behold oage 2 say I need to fill in my first name. Well, this was done about six times and its still refuses to accept my first name. It appears I won’t be to submit for any prize. IS THIS FOR REAL….?
Marla Gonzales | Jul 27, 2010 | Reply
I can not get on pch games it says it is under construction.almost all day it kept going down and then finally it went down all together. what happens tomorrow when I can not get on I will not be able to play or get to level up on my ratings.
sunnyrea | Aug 2, 2010 | Reply
I think it is fun to play the games even though I haven’t won but a person can always WISH!!
Jodie Hector | Aug 3, 2010 | Reply
I really need to win this $5000 a week at the end of the month. My husband had a heart transplant in 2004 & bills have kept us down since then. I dream that I win & I pay all those bills with the weekly $5000, which I WILL win,& we are quite content living on our social security which we had to take early at 62 as there were nor are there any jobs. So what is so good about PCH sweepstakes? It brings hope into our lives which is in short supply around here. So we say thank you each day as we pray for this bit of hope. Life is worth very little without hope. Thanks for the hope.
Jodie Hector | Aug 3, 2010 | Reply
We are so thankful for the hope offered by this sweepstakes. It will pay many bills & I believe it will allow us to live on our social security making our old age far less stressful. Everone needs hope & this is ours right now! I enjoy getting all of the small things I purchase. It’s exciting to get a package. So thanks for the excitement & hope
Jodie Hector | Aug 3, 2010 | Reply
This $5000 a week brings so much hope. I love the sweepstakes & the anticipation of trying to win. I will probably continue to enter for the next foreseeable years!
Jodie Hector | Aug 3, 2010 | Reply
We are so thankful for the hope offered by this sweepstakes. It will pay many bills & I believe it will allow us to live on our social security making our old age far less stressful. Everone needs hope & this is ours right now!
Kathy S. | Aug 11, 2010 | Reply
I am grateful for the opportunity and hope offered by this sweepstakes. My husband was laid off 18 months ago and things are getting difficult. This would allow my family and my father in nursing home to live and be debt and worry free.
nicole | Aug 13, 2010 | Reply
i find this code today 542v7 i hope i will win
nicole | Aug 13, 2010 | Reply
i find ather code 01113
nicole | Aug 14, 2010 | Reply
i thank this is anther code wm5rj and14oo
nicole | Aug 18, 2010 | Reply
i find pch c5
nicole | Aug 19, 2010 | Reply
ifind pch 1523 and 1403
lover friend | Aug 19, 2010 | Reply
Did you really say that?
A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note — romantic, but not too personal.
Accompanied by his sweetheart’s younger sister, he bought a pair of white gloves; the younger sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.
During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents first, he sealed his package and mailed it to his sweetheart along with this note:
——————————————————————————–
Darling,
I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones that are easy to remove.
These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.
I wish I were there to put them on you for the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.
When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.
Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.
All my Love,
Hollingsworth
P.S The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.
nicole | Aug 20, 2010 | Reply
i find d7 and c3
proud stinker | Aug 20, 2010 | Reply
A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper. “Pardon me, sir,” she says to the store manager, “but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?”
“Well,” he replies pointing out one brand, “this is as soft as a baby’s bottom. It’s $1.50 per roll.” He grabs another and says, “This is nice and soft, strong but gentle, and it’s $1.00 a roll.” Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her, “We call that our No Name brand, and it’s 20 cents per roll.”
“Give me the No Name,” she says.
She comes back about a week later, seeks out the manager and says, “Hey! I’ve got a name for your No Name toilet paper. I call it John Wayne.”
“Why?” he asks
. “Because it’s rough, it’s tough and it don’t take crap from anybody!”
nicole | Aug 21, 2010 | Reply
pch67
nicole | Aug 21, 2010 | Reply
i find pch c2 and a9
messenger | Aug 22, 2010 | Reply
So there’s a blonde ‘n a brunette riding in an elevator when it stops on the 6th floor and a man gets on. Well, they notice that he has some dandruff on his shoulder but politely decline to say anything until the man leaves two floors later. The brunette then turns to the blonde ‘n says, “someone needs to give that poor guy some Head ‘n Shoulders.” To which the blonde replies, “How do you give shoulders?”
Janet Wright | Aug 22, 2010 | Reply
I’m going for it. Wish me luck!!
nicole | Aug 22, 2010 | Reply
i find pchd7
nicole | Aug 22, 2010 | Reply
autiozation ph13 and 67
messenger | Aug 22, 2010 | Reply
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me . . . it was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day “little” sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn’t overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn’t say a word. She said, “I’m going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.”
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, “We are very happy that you have passed our little test . . . we couldn’t ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.”
And the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car!
messenger | Aug 22, 2010 | Reply
I went to the Pre-ejaculation Clinic today. The problem was that when I got there everyone was gone. I guess I came early.
messenger | Aug 22, 2010 | Reply
One day a man was driving down the road in a hot red convertable.
He was driving 15 mph when a rabbit that hopped in front of his car.
As the man swerved the rabbit swerved also and was run over.
The man got out of the car and started crying “OH-MY-GOD… OH-MY-GOD!!!!”
Just then a blonde drives up and asks him what’s wrong, when he tells her she says, “Oh I can fix that.”
She goes to her car, pulls out a can and sprays the rabbit with it.
It instantly comes alive and hops off, but every five feet it turns back to wave, before finally dissappearing into the forrest.
The guy is amazed and says, “how did you do that?”
The blonde just tosses him the can and drives off.
The can says “Hair Spray: Guarenteed to bring your hair back to life and create a permanent wave.”
messenger | Aug 22, 2010 | Reply
since the day the blonde rescued the rabbit, it has not stopped waving ever since.
mandy | Aug 22, 2010 | Reply
I love to love you baby
I love to love you baby.
I’m feelin’ sexy
I wanna hear you say my name girl
If you can reach me
You can feel my burning flame
I’m feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
I just might take you home with me
Baby the minute i feel your energy
Your vibe’s just taken over me
Start feelin so crazy babe
Lately, I feel the funk coming over me
I don’t know what’s gotten into me
The rhythm’s got me feelin so crazy babe
Tonight i’ll be your naughty girl
I’m callin all my girls
We’re gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight i’ll be your naughty girl
I’m callin all my girls
I see you look me up and down
And i came to party
You’re so sexy, tonight i am all yours girl
The way your body moves across the floor
You got me feelin n-a-s-t-y
I just might take you home with me
Baby the minute i feel your energy
The vibe’s just taken over me
Start feelin so crazy babe
Lately, I feel the funk coming over me
I don’t know what’s gotten into me
The rhythm’s got me feelin so crazy babe
Tonight i’ll be your naughty girl
I’m callin all my girls
We’re gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight i’ll be your naughty girl
I’m callin all my girls
I see you look me up and down
And i came to party
I love to love you baby
I love to love you baby
I love to love you baby
I love to love you baby
Tonight i’ll be your naughty girl
I’m callin all my girls
We’re gonna turn this party out
I know you want my body
Tonight i’ll be your naughty girl
I’m callin all my girls
I see you look me up and down
And i came to party
nicole | Aug 24, 2010 | Reply
i find pch a2
nicole | Aug 24, 2010 | Reply
authorizationpcha2
Ron Muck | Aug 24, 2010 | Reply
Three boys always come home from school the same way. One day as they pass the fence near their house, they look through a hole in the fence. They see a naked woman standing in the yard, two of the boys stare at her while the third one runs away.
The next day they look through the hole and see the same lady, still naked. The two boys still look at her, while the third one runs away again.
The next day as the three boys look through the hole, and the third one gets ready to run away, the two other ones ask the third one, “Why do you keep running away?” The little boy says, “My mommy told me if I see a naked lady I’ll turn to stone. And everytime I see her, a part of me gets harder.”
nicole | Aug 25, 2010 | Reply
1170 and 3d
messenger | Aug 25, 2010 | Reply
Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees for sex.
Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this legendary figure. Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak.
She watched in awe for a while. Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion Jane came out into the open and offered herself to him.
As she reclined on the wild grass Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a big kick in the crotch.
In pain she screamed “What the hell did you do that for?”
Tarzan replied, “Always check for squirrels.”
nicole | Aug 25, 2010 | Reply
i find 505
messenger | Aug 25, 2010 | Reply
There was a man, called Paddywhack, who worked in a very prestigious bank. One day a frog came in asking for a car loan. So he gave the frog the loan application papers. As the frog was filling them out, Paddywhack was looking over his shoulder. In the space for ‘Father’ the frog wrote in ‘Mick Jagger’. Paddywhack said nothing. Then he asked the frog if he had enough money for a deposit. The frog said he didn’t but produced a strange looking colourful glass sculpture that he said was worth a whole heap of money. Paddywhack said he’d have to talk to his boss about this, so he took the forms and the glass sculpture into his boss’ office. He told his boss about the papers and asked him if he knew what the sculpture was. To which his boss replied,
“It’s a nic nac Paddywhack, give the frog a loan. His old man’s a Rolling Stone!”
messenger | Aug 25, 2010 | Reply
A boy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful Princess, I will stay with you for one week.” The boy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a Princess, I’ll stay with you and do *Anything* you want.” Again the boy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked, “What is it? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful Princess, that I’ll stay with you for a week and do *Anything* you want. Why won’t you kiss me?
The boy said, “Look I’m a computer programmer. I don’t have time for girlfriends, but a talking frog is really cool.”
peach guy | Aug 25, 2010 | Reply
A guy knocks on the door and a very pretty young lady dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door.
He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, “Would you like to buy some peaches?”
She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, “Are they as firm as this?”
He nodded his head and said, “Yes,” and a little tear ran from his eye.
Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, “Are they nice and pink like this?”
The farmer said, “Yes,” and another tear came from the other eye.
The lady then opened the bottom of her negligee and asked, “Are they as fuzzy as this?”
He again said, “Yes,” and broke down crying.
The lady said, “What in the world is wrong with you?”
Drying his eyes he said, “The drought got my corn, the flood got my cotton and now, I’m gonna get screwed out of my peaches.”
tarzan2010 | Aug 25, 2010 | Reply
ok, yeah. I am very sorry for the whole kicking thing that happened in the jungle.
I want to apologize for this embarrasing act and I will be more careful next time.
nicole | Sep 11, 2010 | Reply
i find pch b4
nicole | Sep 11, 2010 | Reply
i find c5
nicole | Sep 11, 2010 | Reply
pch d3
lion tamer | Sep 11, 2010 | Reply
here kitty kitty, here kitty here.
strip teaser | Sep 11, 2010 | Reply
Shoulders down
Leg Out
Bend Over
Lips Pout
Bat Eyes
Show thigh
Lift em Up
Don’t Touch
I got a proposition if you want it
If you want it
Dare you to let me run some game on ya
Game on ya
Undress me with your eyes
Your in for a surprise
What’s underneath my exterior
You do your best to put your name on it
Name on it
But you could never put your claim on it
Claim on it
Create your fantasy
Which role you wanna be
Check the reflection in the mirror
I know you like it
The way I do it private
You cant denied it
Just wanna please you
Blow out you candle in my birthday suit
Surprise
Just let me make your night
I’ll do you like you like
I’ll fulfill your needs
Keep your tip this one on me
You know you want my strip tease
If you want it say please
You know you want my strip tease
If you want it say please
You know you want my strip tease
If you want it say please
You know you want my strip tease
If you want it say please
I can make it if you want it
You been real good and I can tell you on your best behavior
Slowly I remove all my articles-of-clothing and I
Let you come and sneak a peak
What’s behind door number 3
Take off your blindfold to see clear
The walls are talking bout the things we doing
Flip me and try an acrobatic movement (flip it, flip it)
This is the center ring
Come on come on lets see
The main attraction like the Ringling Brothers
It’s so erotic
Here’s goes I got a pocket
Full of candy with your favorite flavors
You can have it now or later
Don’t you wanna taste
Don’t have no time to waste
I got some tasty cakes
My fillings so sweet
And its good enough to eat
Shoulders down
Leg Out
Bend Over
Lips Pout
Bat Eyes
Show thigh
Lift em Up
Don’t Touch
And I just cant stop my clothes from falling down
And we’ve only got tonight so make it count (one, two, three, four)
And I got you on the edge of your seat
Anticipating my strip tease
next door nudist | Sep 12, 2010 | Reply
A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbor, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU’VE GOT MAIL.”
nicole | Sep 12, 2010 | Reply
pch505 and 1400
nicole | Sep 12, 2010 | Reply
pch523
lion tamer | Sep 12, 2010 | Reply
A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is a man in his mid-twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde woman about the same age. The circus owner tells them, “I’m going to be honest with you, this is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys better be good or you’re history. Here’s your equipment: chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?”
The girl says, “I’ll go first.” She ignores the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion’s cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves, kisses them and rests his head at her feet.
The circus owner’s mouth is on the floor. He says, “I’ve never seen a display like that in my life.” He then turns to the young man and asks, “Can you top that?”
The young man replies. “No problem, just get that lion out of the way.”
nicole | Sep 13, 2010 | Reply
pch77
next door nudist | Sep 14, 2010 | Reply
There is a man in the park peeing in a fountain and a cop comes up to him and says, “Sir you need to zip that up. You aren’t supposed to pee in a public fountain like that”
So the cop is leaving and the man zips up his pants but is laughing hysterically. finally the cop says “What are you laughing at?” and the man says “I zipped it up but I didnt stop!”
next door nudist | Sep 15, 2010 | Reply
The Dick requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:
Has to work hard
Has to work at great depths
Has to work upside down
Has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work
Has to work in a high humidity environment
Has to work at high temperatures
Does not get weekends and holidays off
Does not get time off after extra hours of work
Has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness
nicole | Sep 15, 2010 | Reply
pch79
next door nudist | Sep 15, 2010 | Reply
In the men’s bathroom, an accountant, a lawyer and a cowboy were standing side-by-side using the urinal.
The accountant finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands…clear up to his elbows….he used 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, “I graduated from the University of Michigan and they taught us to be clean.”
The lawyer finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, “I graduated from the University of California and they taught us to be environmentally conscious.”
The cowboy zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, “I graduated from Texas Tech University and they taught us not to piss on our hands.
favorite uncle | Sep 16, 2010 | Reply
ok, I am very confused here. Where did the rest of the supporting cast run off to. Peakaboo land. I hope not.
favorite uncle | Sep 16, 2010 | Reply
C’mon guys. Do we really want to play hide and seek?
nicole | Sep 16, 2010 | Reply
pch a5
next door nudist | Sep 17, 2010 | Reply
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. “So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?”
The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying “Ehhhh .. 22!”.
The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. “And can you tell us your height, please?”.
The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces “Five foot two!”.
This isn’t looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics. “And ehh, just to confirm for our records, your name please?”
The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about twenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying “Mandy!”.
The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks “Just out of curiosity, miss. We can understand your counting on your fingers to work out your age, and the measuring tape for your height is obvious, but what were you doing when we asked you your name?”
“Ohh that!”, replies the blonde, “That’s just me running through ‘Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you….’ “.
real gangsta | Sep 17, 2010 | Reply
More money yeah more problems
What biggy said it look like it true
Used to be my homeboy
But now I’m payed so they tryna sue
My garage got jaguars
My garage look like a zoo
Middle finger up for the haters
Hope the hater here isn’t you
Super cool, that’s real cool
You can feel like you gotta friend
But I ain’t trusting my money counter
And that’s the reason I count again
You saw the forbes (yeah)
I’m suspicious
Thinking everybody wanna take my riches
Cant take my money out my account
Cos my bank teller get motion sickness
Back and forth, b-back and forth
From in the streets or right back in court
Candy car built like a tank
And my crib built like a fort
Lets go to war
I ain’t George bush
I promise ya’ll I’m gonna be prepared
Cos I ain’t trusting my weapon either
And that’s the reason I keep a spare
evil one | Sep 20, 2010 | Reply
go away kitty, find a new hobby or play in your sandbox.
evil one | Sep 27, 2010 | Reply
yea. You can imagine how the poor guy felt when the female (beep) tried to aim a strap-on towards him against his will.
free for you | Sep 28, 2010 | Reply
All of this could be yours for one low, low price! I don’t mean to stare, but um I think you’re really “Beautiful”. I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too. So, are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
jill | Sep 28, 2010 | Reply
1, 2, 3
Not only you and me
Got one eighty degrees
And I’m caught in between
Countin’ 1, 2, 3
Peter, Paul, and Mary
Gettin’ down with 3P
Everybody loves countin’
free for you | Sep 29, 2010 | Reply
you’re the next contestant in the game of love.
Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most gorgeous person I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
free for you | Sep 29, 2010 | Reply
don’t frown – you’ll never know who might be falling in love with your smile.
favorite mascot | Sep 29, 2010 | Reply
Babe, your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
tarzan2010 | Sep 30, 2010 | Reply
really? toiler water. really?
tarzan2010 | Sep 30, 2010 | Reply
toilet water?
trish | Sep 30, 2010 | Reply
Oops!…I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!…You think I’m in love
That I’m sent from above
I’m not that innocent
trish | Sep 30, 2010 | Reply
I know it’s been a while
But I’m glad you came
And I’ve been thinking ’bout
How you say my name
You got my body spinning
Like a hurricane
And it feels like
You got me going insane
And I can’t get enough
So let me get it up
Let me break the ice
Allow me to get you right
Let you warm up to me
Baby I can make you feel
Let me break the ice
Allow me to get you right
Let you warm up to me
Baby I can make you feel
hot hot hot hot
favorite mascot | Sep 30, 2010 | Reply
A song from your lips is an aria from heaven.
When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels. When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part. Your eyes have touched my soul like the same color as my Porsche. You look beautiful today, just like every other day. and I really like your peaches and I wanna shake your tree.
jill | Sep 30, 2010 | Reply
3 is my favorite number.
favorite mascot | Sep 30, 2010 | Reply
Is 3 the new 69 or is it just considered a threesome?
theresa szegfue | Oct 13, 2010 | Reply
you sent me a e-mail ,from my order .try to paid for on line would not go throw. wanted my account number. do not have it.need it to paid on line.live in lasvegas nv.89131
your dirty mind | Oct 14, 2010 | Reply
yes, peaches. I feel peachy already. Shake that tree.
your dirty mind | Oct 14, 2010 | Reply
Is he or she responding and getting excited or are they giggling and seeming uncomfortable?
your disney ghost | Oct 16, 2010 | Reply
One stormy night an English, Irish and Scottish man were walking home and had no shelter so at the top of this big hill they found this haunted house.
They were all freaked out and hesitated to go in.
Eventually, the English man went in and found a five pound note sitting on the table and he goes to lift it when all of a sudden the ghost of Mickey Mouse appears and says “I’m the ghost of Mickey Mouse lift that fiver and I’ll haunt your house”
Next the Scottish man went in and saw the fiver, but before he could lift it the ghost of Mickey Mouse appeared again and said “I’m the ghost of Mickey Mouse lift that fiver and I’ll haunt your house”.
Finally, the Irishman went in and lifted the fiver and Mickey Mouse popped out again and said “I’m the ghost of Mickey mouse lift that fiver and I’ll haunt your house”
Then the Irishman said “I’m the ghost of Donald Duck I’ll lift this fiver and I’ll run like fuck”
messenger | Oct 18, 2010 | Reply
A man is driving home late one night and is feeling very horny. As he is passing a pumpkin patch, his mind starts to wander. He thinks to himself, you know a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there is no one around here for miles.
He pulls over to the side of the road, picks out a nice juicy looking pumpkin, cuts the appropriate size hole in it, and begins to screw the pumpkin.
After a while he is really into it, and doesn’t notice the police car pulling up. The cop walks over and says, “Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing a pumpkin?”
The man looks at the cop in complete horror, thinks fast and says, “A pumpkin? Is it midnight already?”
messenger | Oct 20, 2010 | Reply
A couple was going to a costume party. The husband was unsure of what costume to wear. His wife was telling him to hurry or they would be late for the party. She was walking down the stairs from the bedroom, completely naked except on her feet were a big old floppy pair of boots. “Where is your costume?” the husband asked.
“This is it,” replied his wife. “I am going as Puss and Boots,” explains the wife. “Now hurry and get your costume on.”
The husband went upstairs and was back in about two minutes. He also was completely naked except he had a rose vase slid over his penis. “What the heck kind of costume is that?” asked the wife.
“I am a fire alarm,” he replied. “A fire alarm?” she repeated laughing. “Yes,” he said. “In case of fire break the glass, pull twice and I come.”
disney ghost | Oct 23, 2010 | Reply
I want to say Hi to Stacy, Karen, Mandy, Kristen, Fawn, Felicia, Nicole, Natalie, Ashley, Wife of Lord Indra, beautiful woman, gorgous woman, daughter of the Ocean, Wife of Agni; the lord of the fire, Caitlin, Lindsey, Courtney, Heavenly woman, Chelsea, Lacey, Lexie, Rachel, Erin, Maggie, Megan, Misty, Melanie, Gail, Amber, Daisy, Dawn, Julie, Jen, Jillian, Tammy, Holly. LOVE YOU ALL and hope to see you at next year’s halloween party.
halloween costume girl | Oct 27, 2010 | Reply
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says, “Sir, did you call for me?
“Bob replies, “No, what do you mean?”She says, “You must be new here; let me explain. It’s a rule that if I give you an erection, it implies you called for me.” Smiling, she then leads him to the side of a pool, lays down, and happily lets him have his way with her.
Bob continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits down, and farts. Within a few moments a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm erection lumbers out of the steam towards him. The Huge Man says, “Sir, did you call for me?” Bob says, “No, what do you mean?”
“You must be new here, it is a rule that when you fart, it implies you called for me.” The huge man then easily spins Bob around, bends him over the bench and sodomizes him.
Bob rushes back to the colony office. He is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist. “May I help you?”
Bob says, “Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500 membership fee.” “But Sir, you’ve only been here a couple of hours; you only saw a small fraction of our facilities…””Listen lady, I am 67 years old. I get a hard-on once a month—but I fart 15 times a day!”
Handyman | Nov 11, 2010 | Reply
Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on the television.
The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their television set, place one hand on the TV and the other hand on the body part where they wanted to be healed.
Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the television set, placed her right hand on the set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder that was causing her to have great pain.
Then Grandpa got up, went to the TV, placed his right hand on the set and his left hand on his crotch.
Grandma scowled at him and said, “I guess you just don’t get it. The purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, not raise the dead.”
nicole | Dec 1, 2010 | Reply
pch 3a
your DIRTY mind | Dec 1, 2010 | Reply
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating.
“It’s a very handy thing” God told the couple, “and I was wondering if either one of you wanted that abilty.”
Adam jumped up and blurted “Oh, give that to me! I’d love to be able to do that. It seems the sort of thing a man would do. Please give me that ability. It’d be so great. When I’m working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let fly. It’d be sooo cool. I could write my name in the sand. Please, God, let it be me you give the gift to, let me stand to pee, oh please.”
Eve just smiled and said that if Adam really wanted that so bad that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make Adam really happy, and she didn’t mind if Adam were the one to get this ability. Adam was happy, and proceeded to wash down the bark of the nearest tree, laughing with glee all the while.
“Fine”, God said, looking back into his bag of leftovers. “What’s left here?” “Oh, yes. Multiple orgasms.”
your DIRTY mind | Dec 1, 2010 | Reply
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line.
She also wants him to put “Happy Thanksgiving” under the turkey.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with “Merry Christmas” up on her left thigh.
So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, “If you don’t mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?”
She says “I’m sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there’s nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!”
jennifer wales | Dec 2, 2010 | Reply
hello my name is jennifer wales
dave sayer said i won ten millions dollars
and he would like to meet me in person
i live at 1344 princeton-kenly road lot 16
kenly n.c 27542. thank u i hope i won
some BIG MONEY.
Conan O'Brien | Dec 3, 2010 | Reply
Anything could be a scam.
charlene telisak | Dec 3, 2010 | Reply
i have none exceptt hope to win & its fun trying
your DIRTY mind | Dec 27, 2010 | Reply
It was Christmas Eve. A woman came home to her husband after a day of busy shopping. Later on that night when she was getting undressed for bed, he noticed a mark on the inside of her leg. “What is that?” he asked. She said, “I visited the tattoo parlor today. On the inside of one leg I had them tattoo ‘Merry Christmas,’ and on the inside of the other one they tattooed ‘Happy New Year.’” Perplexed, he asked, “Why did you do that?” “Well,” she replied, “Now you can’t complain that there’s never anything to eat between Christmas and New Years!”
your DIRTY mind | Dec 27, 2010 | Reply
A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down the chimney, and begins filling the socks. He is about to leave when the girl, who happens to be a gorgeous redhead, says in a sexy voice, “Oh Santa, please stay. Keep the chill away.” Santa replies, “HO HO HO, Gotta go, gotta go, Gotta get the presents to the children, you know.” The girl drops the robe to reveal a sexy bra and panties and says in an even sexier voice, “Oh Santa, don’t run a mile; just stay
for a while…”
Santa begins to sweat but replies, “HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go. Gotta get the presents to the children, you know.” The girl takes off her bra and says, “Oh Santa… Please… Stay.” Santa wipes his brow but replies, “HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go, gotta get the presents to the children, you know.” She loses the panties and says, “Oh Santa… Please… Stay….” Santa, with sweat pouring off his brow, says, “HEY HEY HEY, Gotta stay, Gotta stay, Can’t get up the chimney with my pecker this way!!!”
messenger | Dec 27, 2010 | Reply
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
“Louise,” he moaned, “tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think?” “Even worse,” she assured him in her most scornful one. “You made a complete ass of yourself, succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and insulted the chairman of the company to his face.”
“He’s an arrogant, self-important jerk, piss on him!”
“You did. All over his suit, “Louise informed him. “And he fired you.”
“Well, screw him,” said John.
“I did. You’re back at work on Monday.”
Scott | Dec 27, 2010 | Reply
PCH IS NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF GREEDLY BASTARDS WITH FALSE HOPES TO ALOT OF GOOD HONEST PEOPLE WHO BUY THEIR WORTHLESS PRODUCTS IN HOPES OF THE AMERICAN DREAM BUT END UP WITH ZIP.
Handyman | Dec 28, 2010 | Reply
I like big boobs and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty bra
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull down top
Cuz you notice that rack was stuffed
Bra in the top she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that rack you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, lump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my shirt
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
I’ve seen them grabin’
To hell with romancin’
She’s Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a balloon vette
Mrs. Fran Stoltenburg | Jan 13, 2011 | Reply
Where do you put in the code for instant win?
Could not find where to put it.
My code is: PCH28
shirtless construction worker | Jan 14, 2011 | Reply
I dance around this empty house
Tear us down
Throw you out
Screaming down the halls
Spinning all around and now we fall
Pictures framing up the past
Your taunting smirk behind the glass
This museum full of ash
Once a tickle
Now a rash
This used to be a funhouse
But now it’s full of evil clowns
It’s time to start the countdown
I’m gonna burn it down down down
I’m gonna burn it down
9, 8, 7, 6 5 4, 3, 2, 1, fun
MICKEY D. | Jan 23, 2011 | Reply
WAITING 4 U 2 BRING HOME MY MONEY!
shirtless construction worker | Jan 24, 2011 | Reply
This time, This place
Misused, Mistakes
Too long, Too late
Who was I to make you wait
Just one chance
Just one breath
Just in case there’s just one left
‘Cause you know,
you know, you know
That I love you
I have loved you all along
And I miss you
Been far away for far too long
I keep dreaming you’ll be with me
and you’ll never go
Stop breathing if
I don’t see you anymore
On my knees, I’ll ask
Last chance for one last dance
‘Cause with you, I’d withstand
All of hell to hold your hand
I’d give it all
I’d give for us
Give anything but I won’t give up
‘Cause you know,
you know, you know
shirtless construction worker | Jan 24, 2011 | Reply
So far away
Been far away for far too long
So far away
Been far away for far too long
But you know, you know, you know
I wanted
I wanted you to stay
‘Cause I needed
I need to hear you say
That I love you
I have loved you all along
And I forgive you
For being away for far too long
So keep breathing
‘Cause I’m not leaving you anymore
Believe it
Hold on to me and, never let me go
Keep breathing
‘Cause I’m not leaving you anymore
Believe it
Hold on to me and, never let me go
Keep breathing
Hold on to me and, never let me go
Keep breathing
Hold on to me and, never let me go
shirtless construction worker | Jan 29, 2011 | Reply
Another night another dream but always you
It’s like a vision of love that seems to be true
Another night another dream but always you
In the night I dream of love so true
Just another night, another vision of love
You feel love you feel pain
cause nothing will be the same
Just another night is all that it takes
to understand the difference between lovers and fakes
So baby, I talk talk, I talk to you
In the night, in your dream of love so true
Baby, I talk talk, I talk to you
In the night, in your dream of love so true
Teresa | Feb 2, 2011 | Reply
If I win I do. If I don’t I don’t. I am happy. I am giving all I have, Like my son. But we all have things we have to deal with rich or poor. So if you are happy now, and you win money you’ll be happy then. But if you are not happy now and you think you’ll be happy if you win. You will not.
Peggy Hall | Feb 2, 2011 | Reply
I never won anything but I like your products, except the plants everytime I order a plant it never survives.
shirtless construction worker | Feb 10, 2011 | Reply
La da da dee da da da da
La da da dee da da da da
La da da dee da
La da da da dee da
La da da dee da da da da da
Be my lover
Wanna be me lover
I must confess
Girl, yes, I wanna be your lover
Take a chance, my love is like no other
On the dancefloor getting down
Hold tight, I’ll never let you down
My love is definitely the key
Like Boyz II Men I’m on bended knee
Loving you, not like your brother, aw yeah
I wanna be your lover
shirtless construction worker | Feb 10, 2011 | Reply
Tonight we’re going har-har-har-har-har-hard
Just like the world is our-our-our-our-our-ours
We’re tearin’ it apar-par-par-par-par-part
You know we’re superstars
We are who we are
We’re dancing like we’re dumb-dumb-du-du-du-dumb
Our bodies go numb-numb-nu-nu-nu-numb
We’ll be forever young-young-y-y-y-young
You know we’re superstars
We are who we are!
shirtless construction worker | Feb 10, 2011 | Reply
So baby don’t worry, you are my only,
You won’t be lonely, even if the sky is falling down,
You’ll be my only, no need to worry,
Baby are you down down down down down,
Down, Down,
Baby are you down down down down down,
Down, Down,
Even if the sky is falling down
shirtless construction worker | Feb 16, 2011 | Reply
I’m beautiful in my way
‘Cause God makes no mistakes
I’m on the right track, baby
I was born this way
Don’t hide yourself in regret
Just love yourself and you’re set
I’m on the right track, baby
I was born this way
Andy Samberg's special 2011 SNL rap | Mar 5, 2011 | Reply
Where where where are the movies we need?
What we need is “Burlesque”, dancing girls can sing
Sexy mama “Love & Other Drugs” in the VIP
“Faster” than “127 hours”, “Unstoppable” please!
“Black Swan” dancing, we love the queen
“Life as We Know It”, “Inception” is a dream
The “Due Date” is now, the “Source Code” looks good
“No Strings Attached” and I want my pants back
“Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son”
“Just Go With It” now, can I get a “Hall Pass”?
“I Am Number Four”, “It’s kind of a Funny Story”
“The Social Network”, twitter is my hobby
The timing is “Unknown”, will you be my “Roommate”?
Don’t freak out, I just want to see some bunnies.
I just wanna see some boobies, I just wanna see some movies.
Miss “Red Riding Hood” and “Elektra Luxx” story.
shirtless construction worker | Mar 9, 2011 | Reply
I can see the morning creeping up on us
It’s like the world’s in my hands now
I’m feeling so rebellious from all of the envy crowding around me
I don’t wanna care right now
I don’t wanna care right now
No I really don’t, really don’t, wanna care right now
messenger | Mar 14, 2011 | Reply
One day a man was driving down the road in a hot red convertable.
He was driving 15 mph when a rabbit that hopped in front of his car.
As the man swerved the rabbit swerved also and was run over.
The man got out of the car and started crying “OH-MY-GOD… OH-MY-GOD!!!!”
Just then a blonde drives up and asks him what’s wrong, when he tells her she says, “Oh I can fix that.”
She goes to her car, pulls out a can and sprays the rabbit with it.
It instantly comes alive and hops off, but every five feet it turns back to wave, before finally dissappearing into the forrest.
The guy is amazed and says, “how did you do that?”
The blonde just tosses him the can and drives off.
The can says “Hair Spray: Guarenteed to bring your hair back to life and create a permanent wave.”
since the day the blonde rescued the rabbit, it has not stopped waving ever since.
9 months later, the rabbit hops back to same spot where he was sprayed by the blonde and meets the blonde again by accident and asks her out. The blonde shocked in surprise says yes and they are now best of friends.
shirtless construction worker | Mar 18, 2011 | Reply
Uh! I meet my Forbes at the corner store
The way you n***** rappin out here, I just want it more
Turn the music down you can hear my stomach roar
Bagged a hundred b****** last year just bagged a hundred more
They hatin, But everything that goes comes back
Sticky green funpack jewelry make me hump back
Backpackers want that, and it ain’t about the diamonds
S***! Home or commercial who the f*** you think you rhymin with?!
I got the drama kit, on my Obama whip
B****** runnin up on my stage, Lil’ Mama s***
And lil’ mama thick, and my time was slim
Gone by thirty minutes after I put the condom in
shirtless construction worker | Mar 18, 2011 | Reply
They crown me with the punch hat who better?!
I hit Redskins, smoke green and spit blue pepper
(UH!) Benz blue leather (UH!) Jet cool weather
(UH!) Cool meanin hot, so I don’t need the top
Calm down breathin stop I start I’m a skip your pulse
Mr. life’s the shit Calamari shrimp and boats
C-notes, fly Ferrari different coast
Masseuse and butler I probably ain’t gotta lift my toes
I shut my doors on ‘em like Jehovah’s witness
I done made it to the top like I said, I told you b******
They don’t really want me they just want my riches
So I’m a f*** ‘em all, friends, cousins and sisters
lindsey harrison | Mar 18, 2011 | Reply
can you take me off your list and couial my ouder that is 103454277671 thank you
cuddles | Mar 19, 2011 | Reply
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they end up leaving together.
They get back to her place, and as she shows him around her apartment, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.
Hundreds of small bears on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones on a shelf a little higher and huge bears on the top shelf along the wall.
The man is kind of surprised that this woman would have a collection of teddy bears, especially one that’s so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her.
After a night of passion, as they are lying together in the after glow the man rolls over and asks, smiling, “Well, how was it?”
The woman says, “You can have any prize from the BOTTOM shelf.”
shirtless construction worker | Mar 23, 2011 | Reply
Hey, you know me b**** n****, I’m all of that
wide open, can’t close it up
Hit your broad with a big d***, didn’t call her back
Relax little cat, let the big dog attack
Thought it was over for me homie, did you fall for that?
U-turn, ran the red, no cardiac
Get your hand out of my pocket, what with all of that?
Tell the sheriff, he can get these f***** charges back
A little money, still gotta thank God for that
Regardless, Big Bank can’t fold it up
Ain’t another n**** flowin, who as cold as bro
Quarter mil’ for the show, really though what’s up
Louis duffle bag, say “load it up”
Get into the hotel, better know what’s up
Leave them n***** out there, get to hold it up
We ain’t never had a problem gettin h*** to f***
Suck d***, lick, spit from the shoulders up
I let this nut get all over her
Another thick b**** kissin all over her
Bust the pussy
Make her bounce that s***, when you found that b****
She was laid on the ground, panties down, six chicks
With a trap bag of money, tryin to count that s***
Never will find me around that b****
Unless she got them lips wrapped that d*** (cheah)
Other n***** wanna make love, f*** that
I bing, bang, pound, beat down that clit
Sick Wid It like E-40 and them
Fill up every ho jaw, just saw with him
This K-I-N-G aka Big Bank aka Shorty Pimp
Aye, aka Shorty Pimp
Big Bank aka Shorty Pimp
shirtless construction worker | Mar 23, 2011 | Reply
Hey, you know me b**** n****, I’m all of that
wide open, can’t close it up
Hit your broad with a big d***, didn’t call her back
Relax little cat, let the big dog attack
Thought it was over for me homie, did you fall for that?
U-turn, ran the red, no cardiac
Get your hand out of my pocket, what with all of that?
Tell the sheriff, he can get these f***** charges back
A little money, still gotta thank God for that
Regardless, Big Bank can’t fold it up
Ain’t another n**** flowin, who as cold as bro
Quarter mil’ for the show, really though what’s up
Louis duffle bag, say “load it up”
Get into the hotel, better know what’s up
Leave them n***** out there, get to hold it up
We ain’t never had a problem gettin h*** to f***
Suck d***, lick, spit from the shoulders up
I let this nut get all over her
Another thick b**** kissin all over her
Bust the pussy
Make her bounce that s***, when you found that b****
She was laid on the ground, panties down, six chicks
With a trap bag of money, tryin to count that s***
Never will find me around that b****
Unless she got them lips wrapped that d*** (cheah)
Other n***** wanna make love, f*** that
I bing, bang, pound, beat down that clit
Sick Wid It like E-40 and them
Fill up every ho jaw, just saw with him
This K-I-N-G aka Big Bank aka Shorty Pimp
Aye, aka Shorty Pimp
Big Bank aka Shorty Pimp
Marilyn Joan Hadey | Mar 28, 2011 | Reply
Like I said i know exactly what I would do with all of that winnings I would have my own dream house and plenty on proberty so I could let my Dog Bingo run free so she could get plent on exercise during nice weather. Especially in the summer time I would have asprinkling system just to keep her nice and kool so she would not get heatstroke and I would also have an inground pool and invite the PCH crew over for barbeques!
Marilyn Joan Hadey | Mar 28, 2011 | Reply
Plus I would have a nice outside wedding of my life with everyone that i can think of people that i know ad had just met,the (PCH CREW)
DEVIL | Mar 29, 2011 | Reply
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shirtless construction worker | Mar 29, 2011 | Reply
Big black n****, and an icey watch
Shoes on the coupe, b**** I got a Nike shop
Counts the profits you could bring ‘em in a Nike box
Grinding in my Jordans kick em off they might high, swish!
I’m swimming in the yellow b****, boss
In the red 911 looking devilish
Red beam make a b**** n**** sit down
Thought it were bullet proof till he got hit the fifth time
Drop Palmolive in a n**** dope
Make it come back even harder than before
Baby I’m the only one that paid your car notes
Well connected, got killers off in Chicago
DEVIL | Mar 29, 2011 | Reply
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messenger | Mar 29, 2011 | Reply
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?”
His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Johnny, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.”
shirtless construction worker | Mar 30, 2011 | Reply
I’m not a star, somebody lied I got a chopper in the car
So don’t make it come alive
Rip yo a** apart than I put myself together
YMCMB, double M, we rich forever
The bigger the bullet the more that b**** gon bang
Red on the wall, Basquiat when I paint
Red Lamborghini till I gave it to my b****
My first home invasion, pocket gain and 40 bricks
Son of a b****, than I made a great escape
Aint it funny momma, only son be baking cakes
Pull up in the sleigh, hop out like I’m santa claus
N***** gather round, got gifts for all of y’all
Take it home and let it bubble thats the double up
If you get in trouble that just mean you f****** up
It’s a cold World I need a bird to cuddle up
I call the plays, m********** huddle up
messenger | Mar 30, 2011 | Reply
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs, rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?”
His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Johnny, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.”
Darth Maul | Mar 30, 2011 | Reply
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shirtless construction worker | Mar 31, 2011 | Reply
You just gotta ignite, the light, and let it shine
Just own the night like the 4th of July
‘Cause baby you’re a firework
Come on, show ‘em what you’re worth
Make ‘em go “Oh, oh, oh”
As you shoot across the sky-y-y
Baby, you’re a firework
Come on, let your colors burst
Make ‘em go “Oh, oh, oh”
You’re gonna leave ‘em all in awe, awe, awe
messenger | Mar 31, 2011 | Reply
So there’s a blonde ‘n a brunette riding in an elevator when it stops on the 6th floor and a man gets on. Well, they notice that he has some dandruff on his shoulder but politely decline to say anything until the man leaves two floors later. The brunette then turns to the blonde ‘n says, “someone needs to give that poor guy some Head ‘n Shoulders.” To which the blonde replies, “How do you give shoulders?”
messenger | Mar 31, 2011 | Reply
I knew a blonde she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
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your DIRTY mind | Mar 31, 2011 | Reply
(Jay) So Chelsea, cumming to the party tonight? (Chelsea) I don’t know.
(Jay) Well, if you don’t cum. I can’t cum. (Other girl says) It’s your party Jay, wouldn’t you cum anyway. (Jay) Probably. But. If you cum, I am guranteed to cum. (Chelsea) Will, I wanna cum. (Jay) Who doesn’t wanna cum? (Other girl says) Right. But it’s not that easy for me to just cum. There a lot of work to be done before I can just cum. (Jay) We can do that work together. I’m just saying, you cumming, will defintely make me cum. Without a doubt, even if I just heard you say the words, “Jay, I’m cumming”. That alone would probably make me cum. (Chelsea) Will, maybe I’ll cum. (Jay) Maybe you will. But from what I hear, that’s more up to the girl than it is the guy. (Chelsea) what? (Jay) Nothing. So, you cumming? (Other girl says) Oh, I’m cumming.
shirtless construction worker | Apr 2, 2011 | Reply
Take it back in the back of the car
Mack-mack like macking them hard, like that, quote backing them hard
Rich n**** with a platinum card in a platinum car with mink on the seat
H*** on the street cause they all wanna make that trip to the promised land
Little mama can give it to me like I’m the man
Give it to me like I told you
Grab you, flip you, hold you, break you down
Stop depress, drop your dress, cause I’m gon’ take you down
What d’you think I got drink and you won’t drink right now
Two shots and now you ready for that tat-tat-toawww
And I’m gon’ give you that
I know that you diggin’ that
Platinum smile on your face yeah they know I’m diggin’ that
And i’m liking it, loving it, cubbin’ it, gubbin’ it, drinks up blunts lit platinum
boss sh**
You know how we do this
disney ghost | Apr 2, 2011 | Reply
insidious was a pg13 horror movie that i was more interested in watching with my friends than actually paying much mind to. i figured it would be a cheap tricks flick that was cut clean enough to allow teens to buy tickets to a horror movie. I was very impressed though once the lights went down. it held its own and established a name for itself in my mind before movie was over. it also respectfully paying homage to many classic horror films from poltergeist, exorcist, hitchcock films, to even more modern ones like paranormal activity. towards the end i think it did become a tad predictable and certain elements should have been left more to the imagination which would have kept the suspense level higher, but it still managed to keep me on edge till even after the credits were done rolling. at least this movie was worth criticizing though. if you like horror films then i highly recommend giving this a try especially now when a good scare is hard to come by. Say YES to INSIDIOUS and NO to SCREAM4!!!!!
Marilyn Joan Hadey | Apr 7, 2011 | Reply
Hi, I got a message from the PCH and they said that I passed on one of the contest now how do I claim that prize? ThankYou marilynh89
Marilyn Joan Hadey | Apr 7, 2011 | Reply
Will Derborah Lam please tell me what I have to do. I am tring my very,very,very,very Best on how to get intouch with the PCH SWEEPSTAKES to let me know if and when I do win something
messenger | Apr 8, 2011 | Reply
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife:
“Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.” If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”
To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!”
messenger | Apr 8, 2011 | Reply
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I’m stumped.”
His buddy said, “I have an idea. Why don’t you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She’ll probably be thrilled!” So the first fella did just that.
The next day his buddy asked, “Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?”
“She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, ‘I’ll see you in two hours’.”
lucille | Apr 26, 2011 | Reply
now that I have read all this on comments an complaints its all jokes as well as pch I got the joke now u never win
messenger | Apr 27, 2011 | Reply
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them died of natural causes.
In grief, the second monkey passed away two days later. Not knowing what to do with them, she finally decided to take them to the taxidermist and have them stuffed.
After telling the owner of her wishes, he asked her, “Do you want them mounted?”
Blushing, she said, “No. holding hands will be fine.”
shirtless construction worker | Apr 27, 2011 | Reply
Greetings! All you horny ones.
Let’s take a journey
I know a place where the people go to sex shops
A hard boner
And I need help getting off
Sippin’
Cum juice
And I can’t get any blowjobs
So damn horny
I just wish I had a sexdoll
You can travel the whole world
But nothin comes close
To our horny dicks, oh!
Once you strip down
I’ll get so damn hard
OHHH OH OHHHH
Horny guys yeah,
We’re so damn miserable
A hard boner
Is a problem I can’t solve
Once I use my hand
I just start jerkin off
OHHH OH OHHHH
Horny guys yeah,
We just can’t help ourselves
When it slips out
I gotta cum now
Sex shop represent
Now I’m at lovers lane
OHHH OH OHHHH
tonya mcclain | May 17, 2011 | Reply
Its been emotional time of my life preparing for life on life terms. Divorce, daughter dropping out of college & Son taken on his own accord. My little miracle I almost allowed some one else raised her the last 2 yrs. Of her life. Thx PCH for some of the prizes to help her succeed. She is in a school that requires her to keep a GPA of 3.50 & she does it every semester but @ the age 16 yrs old she came to me & said Mom don’t plan my future she said she do not want to disappoint me. WOW words from a Babes Mouth. Thx PCH
Marilyn Joan Hadey | May 30, 2011 | Reply
Sure I would love to win your Super Prize and Have all that winnings aweek for life. I am sure that you already know what my DREAM, GOAL, & PLAN is for my life. I hope that one day that I will be able to achieve it, before god says that it is my time. I love playing your PCH SWEEPSTAKES.THANKYOU, FROM YOUR BIG FAN & FRIEND marilynh89
your DIRTY mind | Jun 3, 2011 | Reply
A great product of petroleum-based lubricant K-Y Jelly.
Too much lubrication can cause slipping.
It is water-based, so it’s safe to use.
Well, if the average man is around 5 inches then for maximum pleasure, you’re just wanna put it all the way in.
Because it does not stain clothes, K-Y Jelly is a good choice of massage oil. The original formula can be easily and effectively used to reduce massage friction. However, K-Y Jelly also makes massage-specific formulas, both water- and oil-based. Two features that the company has added to the massage formulas are “warming” and “tingling” effects.
messenger | Jun 3, 2011 | Reply
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife:
“Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck.” If he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”
To which his wife responds: “He wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay,:D thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!”
shirtless construction worker | Jun 3, 2011 | Reply
I go to the zoo, yeah I go to the zoo. I see a smoking monkey and he smokes cigars too. He jumps up and down and I wave “Hi, how are you?” He goes “I smoke Marlboro, and I’m smoking with my goons.” I take a picture of them, and I say “you look cool.” I take a video of it and I post it on youtube. Then he nibbles on a boner and I’m rolling on the floor like I’m laughing at some dudes. Kevin James the Zookeeper appears out of nowhere and asks me “what did you do?” I say “I saw the funniest thing, it was funny and it was cruel.” He goes “HAHAHAHAHA, send it to me, send it to my crew.”
shirtless construction worker | Jun 3, 2011 | Reply
I go to the zoo, yeah I go to the zoo. I see a smoking monkey and he smokes cigars too. He jumps up and down and I wave “Hi, how are you?” He goes “I smoke Marlboro, and I’m smoking with my goons.” I take a picture of them, and I say “you look cool.” I take a video of it and I post it on youtube. Then he nibbles on a boner and I’m rolling on the floor like I’m laughing at some dudes. Kevin James the Zookeeper appears out of nowhere and asks me “what did you do?” I say “I saw the funniest thing, it was funny and it was cruel.” He goes “HAHAHAHAHA, send it to me, send it to my crew.”
DAVID LINDLIEF | Jun 9, 2011 | Reply
for the last week ive been having trouble submiting.i click on the submite arrow and nothing happens.been with pch for over 5 years. checked my computer settings and checks good.i hate to think ilost at winning be cuz of it.tryed another computer,same thing!if this dosent get fixed then ill be done with pch.my mother was with pch for45 years!
shirtless construction worker | Jun 11, 2011 | Reply
Greetings! All you horny ones.
Let’s take a journey
I know a place where the people go to sex shops
A hard boner
And I need help getting off
Sippin’
Cum juice
And I can’t get any blowjobs
So damn horny
I just wish I had a sexdoll
You can travel the whole world
But nothin comes close
To our horny dicks, oh!
Once you strip down
I’ll get so damn hard
OHHH OH OHHHH
Horny guys yeah,
We’re so damn miserable
A hard boner
Is a problem I can’t solve
Once I use my hand
I just start jerkin off
OHHH OH OHHHH
Horny guys yeah,
We just can’t help ourselves
When it slips out
I gotta cum now
Sex shop represent
Now I’m at lovers lane
OHHH OH OHHHH
your DIRTY mind | Jun 11, 2011 | Reply
Bob joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day he takes off his clothes and starts wandering around. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by him and the man immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over to him grinning sweetly and says, “Sir, did you call for me?
“Bob replies, “No, what do you mean?”She says, “You must be new here; let me explain. It’s a rule that if I give you an erection, it implies you called for me.” Smiling
, she then leads him to the side of a pool, lays down, and happily lets him have his way with her.
Bob continues exploring the facilities. He enters a sauna, sits down, and farts. Within a few moments a huge, horribly corpulent, hairy man with a firm erection lumbers out of the steam towards him. The Huge Man says, “Sir, did you call for me?” Bob says, “No, what do you mean?”
“You must be new here, it is a rule that when you fart, it implies you called for me.” The huge man then easily spins Bob around, bends him over the bench and sodomizes him.
Bob rushes back to the colony office. He is greeted by the smiling
, naked receptionist. “May I help you?”
Bob says, “Here is your card and key back. You can keep the $500 membership fee.” “But Sir, you’ve only been here a couple of hours; you only saw a small fraction of our facilities…””Listen lady, I am 67 years old. I get a hard-on once a month—but I fart 15 times a day!”
disney ghost | Jun 11, 2011 | Reply
I want to say Hi to Stacy, Karen, Mandy, Kristen, Fawn, Felicia, Nicole, Natalie, Ashley, Wife of Lord Indra, beautiful woman, gorgous woman, daughter of the Ocean, Wife of Agni; the Lord of the Fire, Caitlin, Lindsey, Courtney, Heavenly woman, Chelsea, Lacey, Lexie, Rachel, Erin, Maggie, Megan, Misty, Melanie, Gail, Amber, Daisy, Dawn, Julie, Jen, Jillian, Tammy, Holly. LOVE YOU ALL and hope to see you at this year’s “4th of July Fireworks party.”
disney ghost | Jun 11, 2011 | Reply
I want to say Hi to Stacy, Karen, Mandy, Kristen, Fawn, Felicia, Nicole, Natalie, Ashley, Wife of Lord Indra, beautiful woman, gorgeous woman, daughter of the Ocean, Wife of Agni; the Lord of the Fire, Caitlin, Lindsey, Courtney, Heavenly woman, Chelsea, Lacey, Lexie, Rachel, Erin, Maggie, Megan, Misty, Melanie, Gail, Amber, Daisy, Dawn, Julie, Jen, Jillian, Tammy, Holly. LOVE YOU ALL and hope to see you at this year’s “4th of July sexual lesbian Fireworks party.”
shirtless construction worker | Jun 11, 2011 | Reply
I go to the zoo, yeah I go to the zoo. I see a smoking monkey and he smokes cigars too. He jumps up and down and I wave “Hi, how are you?” He goes “I smoke Marlboro, and I’m smoking with my goons.” I take a picture of them, and I say “You look cool.” I take a video of it and I post it on youtube. Then he nibbles on a boner and I’m rolling on the floor like I’m laughing at some dudes. Kevin James the Zookeeper appears out of nowhere and asks me “What did you do?” I say “I saw the funniest thing, it was funny and it was cruel.” He goes “HAHAHAHAHA, send it to me, send it to my crew.” AND that is the story of the monkey from “The Hangover Part II.”
disney ghost | Jun 11, 2011 | Reply
I want to say Hi to Stacy, Karen, Mandy, Kristen, Fawn, Felicia, Nicole, Natalie, Ashley, Wife of Lord Indra, beautiful woman, gorgeous woman, daughter of the Ocean, Wife of Agni; the Lord of the Fire, Caitlin, Lindsey, Courtney, Heavenly woman, Chelsea, Lacey, Lexie, Rachel, Erin, Maggie, Megan, Misty, Melanie, Gail, Amber, Daisy, Dawn, Julie, Jen, Jillian, Tammy, Holly. LOVE YOU ALL and hope to see you at this year’s “4th of July sexual catwoman claw lesbian Fireworks party.”
messenger | Jun 11, 2011 | Reply
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them died of natural causes.
In grief, the second monkey passed away two days later. Not knowing what to do with them, she finally decided to take them to the taxidermist and have them stuffed.
After telling the owner of her wishes, he asked her, “Do you want them mounted?”
Blushing, she said, “No. holding hands will be fine.”
shirtless construction worker | Jun 16, 2011 | Reply
She’s staring at me, I’m sitting wondering what she’s thinking
Ummm Nobody’s talking, cause’ talking just turns into screaming (Oooo)
And now yes I’m yelling over her, she yelling over me,
all that that means is neither of us are listening,
and what’s even worse, that we don’t even remember why we’re fighting
So both of us are mad for nothing (fighting for)
nothing, (crying for)
nothing, (oohh)
shirtless construction worker | Jun 16, 2011 | Reply
I know sometimes it’s gonna rain,
But baby can we make up now
cause’ I can’t sleep through the pain (can’t sleep through the pain)
girl I don’t want to go to bed mad at you
and I don’t want you to go to bed, mad at me
no I don’t want to go to bed mad at you
and I don’t want you to go to bed, mad at me (oh noo)
koala bear | Jun 16, 2011 | Reply
I want to say Hi
to Stacy, Karen, Mandy, Kristen, Fawn, Felicia, Nicole, Natalie, Ashley, Wife of Lord Indra, beautiful woman, gorgeous woman, daughter of the Ocean, Wife of Agni; the Lord of the Fire, Caitlin, Lindsey, Courtney, Heavenly woman, Chelsea, Lacey, Lexie, Rachel, Erin, Maggie, Megan, Misty, Melody, Melanie, Gail, Amber, Daisy, Dawn, Julie, Jen, Jillian, Tammy, Holly. LOVE YOU ALL and hope to see you at this year’s “4th of July sexual catwoman claw lesbian Fireworks party.” 
Panda queen | Jun 16, 2011 | Reply
Wanna go out sometime, Mr. koala bear?
koala bear | Jul 3, 2011 | Reply
You’re asking me?
ummmm, really? Can I enjoy the fouth of July party first though? 
Marilyn Joan Hadey | Jul 6, 2011 | Reply
I WOULD LIKE TO SAY HELLO TO DANIELLE LAM, DEBORAH HOLLAND, NATALLIE B, & DAVE SAYER, I AM SO IN LOOKING FORWARD OF MEETING ALL OF YOU 1 OF THESE DAYS. I REALLY HOPE THAT SOMEDAY I WILL BE A $5,000.00 AWEEK FOR LIFE!, OR A $10,000.00 AMONTH FOR LIFE WINNER. I WILL MAKE SURE THAT ALL OF OUR CHAMPAIGNE GLASSES ARE READY WILLING & ABLE TO DRINK WITH. I WAS REALLY HOPING THAT ON THE 4TH OF JULY, 2011 THAT I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN A KNOCK ON OUR DOOR, BELIEVE ME, FOR ALL THAT HAD NOT HAPPENED THAT WOULD HAVE REALLY MADE OUR DAY. SO PLEASE COULD YOU ALL REALLY SURPRISE US 1 OF THESE DAYS. THANKYOU, FROM YOUR BIG FAN & FRIEND marilynhadey28
Marilyn Joan Hadey | Aug 1, 2011 | Reply
It sure would be nice if I was that person that you will be looking for on August 31st, 2011, you see after I came home on the 29th of July from Oveido Florida I had wrote an application out for a PCA job. The whole thing is, is that it is in Oveido Florida. If I do get the Job, I will have to have all of my stuff shipped down their including my vechile & find a nice house to live in. So I could really use that $5,000.00 Every Week For Life. If the Prize Patrolers came to my house I would have all of my stuff packed in a heart beat, I would move down their by the snap of my fingers. So please can you tell that machine to pick my numer & my name. THANKYOU, FROM YOUR BIG FAN & FRIEND marilynhadey28
shirtless construction worker | Aug 3, 2011 | Reply
I’ve had a little bit too much. Oh, oh, oh. oh. All of the people start to rush. Start to rush babe. A dizzy twister dance, can’t find my drink or girl. Where are my keys, I lost my phone. Oh, oh, oh, oh. What’s going on on the floor? I love this record baby, but I can’t see straight anymore. Keep it cool what’s the name of this club? I can’t remember but it’s alright, alright. Just dance. Gonna be okay. Da-doo-doo-doo. Just dance. Spin that record babe. Da-doo-doo-doo. Just dance. Gonna be okay. Duh-duh-duh-duh. Dance. Dance. Dance. Just dance.
shirtless construction worker | Aug 3, 2011 | Reply
It’s Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend. Friday, Friday. Gettin’ down on Friday. Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend. Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)! Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)! Fun, fun, fun, fun. Lookin’ forward to the weekend. Cheers to the freakin weekend. I drink to that, yeah, yeah! Oh let the jameson sink in. I drink to that, yeah, yeah! Don’t let the mannequin get ya down, turn it around with another round. There’s a party at the bar everybody putcha glasses up and I drink to that. I drink to thaaaaaaaat.
Oh, this is how it starts, lighting strikes the heart. It goes off like a gun, brighter than the sun. Oh, we could be the stars, falling from the sky. Shining how we want, brighter than the sun!!!!!!!!
shirtless construction worker | Aug 3, 2011 | Reply
I’ve had a little bit too much. Oh, oh, oh. oh. All of the people start to rush. Start to rush babe. A dizzy twister dance, can’t find my drink or girl. Where are my keys, I lost my phone. Oh, oh, oh, oh. What’s going on on the floor? I love this record baby, but I can’t see straight anymore. Keep it cool what’s the name of this club? I can’t remember but it’s alright, alright. Just dance. Gonna be okay. Da-doo-doo-doo. Just dance. Spin that record babe. Da-doo-doo-doo. Just dance. Gonna be okay. Duh-duh-duh-duh. Dance. Dance. Dance. Just dance. It’s Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend. Friday, Friday. Gettin’ down on Friday. Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend. Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)! Partyin’, partyin’ (Yeah)! Fun, fun, fun, fun. Lookin’ forward to the weekend. Cheers to the freakin weekend. I drink to that, yeah, yeah! Oh let the jameson sink in. I drink to that, yeah, yeah! Don’t let the mannequin get ya down, turn it around with another round. There’s a party at the bar everybody putcha glasses up and I drink to that. I drink to thaaaaaaaat. Oh, this is how it starts, lighting strikes the heart. It goes off like a gun, brighter than the sun. Oh, we could be the stars, falling from the sky. Shining how we want, brighter than the sun!!!!!!!!
Marilyn Joan Hadey | Aug 6, 2011 | Reply
I am a very nice person. Sometimes I do get angry, you tell me, who does not. Well I would really like to try & WIN that $5,000.00 Every Week For Life!, on the drawing of August 22nd, For That Delivery On August 31ST, 2011, right here in the town of Greenville, & in the state of Middletown NY. You see when I had come back from Oveido Florida on July 29th, 2011 I had written out an application for a Job for a PCA Job. The whole problem is, that the Job is in Oveido Florida. If I do get the Job, I will then have to have all of my stuff including my Truck all shipped down their & look for a nice Appartment or a Nice house to life in. So, YES I would really like to try & WIN the $5,000.00 Every Week For Life on the August 22nd DRAWING & the delivery with the Prize Patrolers either KNOCKING on our DOOR, or them RINGING our DOORBELL. I sure would love to meet Danielle Lam, Deborah Holland, Natalie B, Dave Sayer, & Todd Sloane, OH YES & there CAMERA MAN, I cannot forget him. THANKYOU, & YOU ALL HAVE A NICE DAY & I ALSO HOPE THAT YOU ALL HAD A NICE WEEKEND. FROM YOUR BIG FAN & FRIEND marilynhadey28
Marilyn Joan Hadey | Aug 9, 2011 | Reply
I am really Hopeing & Praying that I can become the Publishers Clearing House Winner on the August 22nd Drawing & the Delivery on August 31st, 2011 braught to our House by the Beautiful & Handsome people called the Prize Patrolers including their Camera Man to house house in the Town of Greenville, But our Middletown Address. It sure would be Nice to finally meet Danielle Lam, Deborah Holland, Natalie B, Dave Sayer & Todd Sloane. You see I had written an Application out here online for a PCA JOB. The whole thing is, is that the JOB is down in Oveido Florida. If by any chance I do get the JOB, I will then have to have all of my stuff, including my Truck allshipped down there & find a Nice Appartment or a Nice House to LIVE in. This all is going to cost me alot of money for all of the shipping. So YES, I sure would love to WIN the $5,000.00 Every Week For Life! THANKYOU, FROM YOUR BIG FAN & FRIEND marilynhadey28
Marilyn Joan Hadey | Aug 19, 2011 | Reply
It would be such a Great Honor to Finally be the Super Prize Winners of the $5,000.00 Every Week For Life!, on the Day Of August 22nds, 2011 Drawing & It also would be such a Great Honor to see if We are the People that the Prize Patrolers will be Looking for on August 31st, 2011. Maybe on that Day WE will be either getting a KNOCK ON OUR DOOR, OR WHO KNOWS, MAYBE THE RINGING OF OUR DOORBELL, SEEING WHEN WE GO TO OPEN THE DOOR WE JUST MIGHT SEE THE PRIZE PATROLERS STANDING ON THE OUTSIDE OF OUR STORM DOOR & ON OUR KITCHEN DECK HOLDING THAT $5,000.00 Every Week For Life!, CHECK WITH ALSO 1. 1 DOZEN ROSES,BALLOONS, & THEIR NICE BOTTLE OF CHAMPAIGNE. I KNOW FOR SURE THAT ALL OF MY ENTRIES ON IN TACKED. IT ALSO WOULD BE SUCH A GREAT HONOR TO FINALLY GET TO MEET, DANIELLE LAM., DEBORAH HOLLAND.,NATLIE B.,DAVE SAYER., TODD SLOANE., & ALSO WE CANNOT FORGET THEIR NICE CAMERA MAN. WE WILL MAKE SURE THAT WE HAVE OUR NICE BIG 5GALLON PITCHER FILLED WITH NICE COLD ICE TEA, & OUR CHAMPAIGNE GLASSES READY FOR THAT NICE BIG BOTTLE ON THEIR CHAMPAIGNE SO WE CAN ALL MAKE A GREAT TOAST TO THE PRIZE PATROLERS & PUBLISHERS CLEARING HOUSE SWEEPSTAKES FOR GIVING US SUCH A GREAT HONOR OF HELPING US CHANGE OUR LIFES FOR THE GRACE OF GOD. I WILL THEN KNOW THAT GOD HAS FINALLY BEEN ABLE TO ANSWER ALL OF OUR PLANS, DREAMS, GOALS & OUR HOPES IN OUR LIFES. I WILL ALSO KNOW THAT THERE WERE ANGELS & ALL OF THE PEOPLE THAT I HAVE LOST IN MY FAMILY WERE REALLY WATCHING OVER US. EVERYONE HAVE A GREAT WEEK & I WISH EVERY GOODLUCK. THANKYOU, FROM YOUR BIG FAN & FRIEND marilynhadey28
Tonya R Mcclain | Aug 26, 2011 | Reply
Why are my friends calling me FB TexT & me thinking I’ve won. Well guys u know more than I do but my ex turned my gas off & a house I got $50 grand tide into I’m being evicted but its in Gods hands. He said if he move the mountain I have to bring the shovel. Thxz anyways but me & my little girl we are packing we do know where we are going but we will be ready after court on the 30th then my divorce iS on the 1st of Sept wow my plate is full. It sure would be a Blessing if PCH did com thru and just gave me a hand to move my Things. Keep ur head up & prAy Pray prAy
Marilyn Joan Hadey | Sep 7, 2011 | Reply
It sure would be such a Great Honor to win the $1,000,000.00 Million Dollars on October 31st, 2011. It also would be such a Great Honor to finally get to meet Danielle Lam, Natalie B, Dave Sayer, Todd Sloane, & of cause their Camera Man Jeff. We sure look forward to that KNOCKING ON OU DOOR, OR POSSIBLY THE RINGING OF OUR DOORBELL. I wish everyone GoodLuck for October 31st, 2011. All of you drive safely now in this pouring rain & do not forget to where your SeatBelts. THANKYOU ALL, FROM YOUR BIG FAN & FRIEND marilynhadey28
koala bear | Sep 9, 2011 | Reply
wanda537 | Jan 16, 2012 | Reply
I wish you lots of good luck there marilynhadey28, but I’m not going to feel too guilty if it’s my door that gets that knock. Guess we’ll just have to take ya’ll out to dinner to ease my concience. Taco Bell ok? Have a great day, and stay dry. It’s a balmy 68 degrees here. ha,ha, ha
MARILYN JOAN HADEY | Jan 25, 2012 | Reply
LOOKING FOR MY CHANCE OF WINNING $1 MILLION EVERY YEAR FOR LIFE!, ON FEBRUARY 29TH, 2012. HOPEING THAT I AM THE PERSON PCH PRIZE PATROL WILL BE LOOKING FOR ON THAT DAY. IT SURE WOULD REALLY HELP US OUT ALOT. I CANNOT FIND A JOB HERE IN ORANGE COUNTY NY. IT IS SO HARD. I AM HERE ON MY COMPUTER EVERY DAY TO SEE IF I CAN FIND 1 BUT NOTHING HAS EVER COME ABOUT SINCE THE MONTH OF MARCH OF LAST YEAR. I SURE DO HOPE THAT THIS YEAR IS GOING TO BE BETTER FOR US THEN LAST YEAR. LAST YEAR WAS SUCH ANGER & FRUSTRATION FOR US. I FEEL THAT PLAYING PCH EVERYDAY WOULD BE MY BEST CHANCE BUT I REALLY DO NOT KNOW. I GUESS THAT I HAVE TO WAIT & SEE WHAT DEVELOPES. WISH EVERYONE A HAPPY WEDNESDAY & A GOOD NIGHT. SORRY THAT I AM COMING ON HERE SO LATE DURING THE DAY. NOT GOING TO SLEEP UNTIL 4AM, WATCHING TO MUCH TELEVISION AT NIGHT. NOT ABLE TO RECORD THE PROGRAMS I WOULD LIKE. CAN SOMEONE DO ME A FAVOR, MY PRINTER IS NOT WORKING, SO THE PCH SAVE ALOT COUPONS, CAN THEY PLEASE BE MAILED TO ME IN THE REGULAR MAIL. I SURE WOULD APPRICIATE IT. THANKYOU ALL. FROM YOUR BIG SUPER FAN marilynhadey28
MARILYN JOAN HADEY | Feb 1, 2012 | Reply
I SURE DO HOPE THAT I AM THE PERSON YOU ALL WILL BE LOOKING FOR ON FEBRUARY 29TH, 2012. I HAD RECIEVED MAIL FROM PCH & I MAILED IT IN ALL TODAY, NOT PAYMENT YET BUT IT WILL BE SENT. THANKYOU FOR SENDING ME MY ORDER IT WAS RECIEVED THE MORNING. WILL TRY IT OUT WHEN NEEDED. IT SURE WOULD REALLY BE A SURPRISE IF THE PCH PRIZE PATROL DO COME KNOCKING ON OUR DOOR. I WILL BE SO EXTREMELY HAPPY. I AM SURE THAT I WILL CRY. I WISH EVERYONE THE BEST OF LUCK. HAPPY WEDNESDAY EVENING TO EVERYONE. THANKYOU
MARILYN JOAN HADEY | Feb 2, 2012 | Reply
GOOD EVENING PCH, WAS EXTREMELY BUSY TODAY. IT FELT REALLY GOOD. HOPEFULLY, THIS YEAR IS GOING TO BE BETTER FOR KENNY & I. I AM KEEPING MY FINGERS CROSSED. SOMETHING IS EXTREMELY WRONG WITH THE PCH SWEEPSTAKES. (PCH.COM) CAN SOMEONE LOOK INTO IT, I SURELY WOULD APPRECIATE IT THANKYOU. I REALLY DO HOPE THAT I AM THE WINNER PCH PRIZE PATROL WILL BE LOOKING FOR ON FEBRUARY 29TH, 2012. LOOKING SO FORWARD INTO MEETING THEM. IT REALLY WOULD BE FANTASTIC. I WISH EVERYONE THE BEST OF LUCK. THANKYOU.
T. Scott | Mar 5, 2012 | Reply
the odes of winning money from PCH, are very very slim.
i never won anything either and who is to say i never will.
HERES IS THERE CUSTOMER SERVICE # 800 645-9242. Give them a call and find out information for yourself.
Good luck, and may GOD BLESS YOU ALL.
koala bear | Apr 7, 2012 | Reply